j’adore coffee table books. anyone who knows me well enough has been acquainted with my impressive coffee table book collection.
are silly. Sometimes I wish I was one. I think I’d be a rather good boy.
good lord, I never want to be pregnant. Babies are parasites.
Being a beginner is really enjoyable, because no one can blame you when something goes wrong. This is why I try to milk the shit out of the “beginner” phase of anything and everything.
I was at a vegan eatery earlier this week, and I saw a picture of a girl wearing a shirt that said “bitches love me” while holding a puppy. I want that picture.